Total Medals Earned: 86 (From 19 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,085 Points
Medals Earned: 5/23 (35/410 points)
Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/150 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Medals Earned: 4/19 (35/430 points)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (230/340 points)
Medals Earned: 7/18 (125/385 points)
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/260 points)
Medals Earned: 14/21 (440/825 points)
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Medals Earned: 2/14 (60/505 points)
Collect 20 stars in a single flight.
Reach an altitude of 15m.
Travel 200m in a single flight.
Collect $500 in a single flight.
Get boosted by 3 windmills in a single flight.
Be flying for 1 minute.
Collect all the available types of stars in a single flight.
Reach 5x Crane bonus.
Escape from a stall at less than 3m altitude.
Travel 300m without using any fuel during your flight.
Travel for 300m without exceeding 3m altitude.
Travel 1000m in a single flight.
Fly straight downwards at terminal velocity.
Collect $3000 in a single flight.
Successfully escape from stalling three times in a single flight.
Clear Japan in 30 days or under.
Collect 100 stars in a single flight.
Collect 30 space stars in a single flight.
Reach a velocity of 25m/s.
Clear Egypt in 21 days or under.
Bounce along for another 100m after making contact with the ground.
Clear France in 15 days or under.
Clear England in 8 days or under.
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Die 5 Times
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
complete Research Stage 1
complete Research Stage 2
complete Research Stage 3
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Make a new friend!
Dispense of the boy.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Find all 18 FAILs.
...or do you?
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
You found some poo!
Fall out of the car.
What a SHOCKING experience!
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Lose in every way possible.
Eat 5 enemy bodies in one game
Evolve for the first time
lose the game
Lose 80% of your health
Leave 20 enemy bodies on the stage at the same time
Get over 10, 000 points in one game
Kill 200 enemies total
Beat the game
Bounce back from a really low health amount
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
play for 3 hours
touch the sky
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
Kill every enemy
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
You could have white teeth by now
2 hours of gameplay
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
